“I've been visiting this place since I was two years old and lived in one of five blocks of flats across the road.”
"India isn’t just a curry nation. It’s not a number 36 on a menu and then you choose what protein you want."
"It’s a late-night wine bar that serves oysters from Daikokushima Island in Hiroshima prefecture."
"You could hunt around for a better Peking duck, but you just can't find one."

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